Your Honor, the W:A Judge:- Seriously, Mister. Do you really think it's nice to keep everyone on suspense like this?

FoW representative:- I'm sorry Your Honor. I am really sorry, we never wanted this to happen in the first place.

- What were the people at FoW thinking? The masses have been impatient for too long now.

- We do know, Your Honor. Something happened on the way, when we thought FoW would launch really soon. But the current delay is necessary, Your Honor.

- Speak, or I'll condemn you to a neverending Wall To Wall! How so?

- You see, Your Honor, we do want to launch as soon as possible, but the features we are going to have demand that we refine details and make everything ready for a decent launch. We do have a goal of quality.

- What!? It's just a website! What can a web-

- With all due respect, Your Honor, FoW is not just about a website. It's going to be a gathering point for every wormer from all eras, where highly-skilled competition will take place, and where the W:A community will feel at home. It will have the best elements from the past major communities and leagues, but also novelties of its own. FoW will come to stay, and wormers won't need to go elsewhere anymore.

- This sounds like a huge scam. Nobody knows what you'r-

- If I may approach bench, I can present exhibit A, the current FoW launching plans.

- What is this? "Fairest ladder system fit for W:A..." *grumble grumble* "...plenty of up-to-date competitive schemes..." *mutter mutter* "...coolest reporting process ever..." *mumble mumble* "...neat forum system..." *hum hum hum* "...great atmosphere..." *jumble jumble* "...responsible Staff..." *utter utter* Holy shi-...Err, Holy Hand Grenades! Are you serious?

- Yes, Your Honor.

- This is incredible! And you will achieve all of this when you launch?

- Most of it, we want to. There have been some unexpected delays, but we will definitely make it soon.

- Well, I understand now. You sure have to take your time, it can not go wrong.

- Thank you, Your Honor. Your Honor is very kind.

- I'll be damned! But you have to do your best.

- Yes, Your Honor. We try. We are very confident on the project.

- Baahahah. Carry on, then.

- Thank you, Your Honor.